Ahoy there swabs and scurvy seadogs! Thursday September 19th be 'Talk Like A Pirate Day'. Not only is this a golden chance to shake the rust off your cutlass, get dressed up in yer best pirate swag and practice your 'arrrhs', 'avasts' and 'blow me downs', but ye can also help out some of our country's precious little treasures by donating to Childhood Cancer Support.
Please feel free to come in or use the online chat service to tell us yer best pirate jokes. If ye get dressed up, share pics of you and yer fearsome crew @bondlibrary
Here's a joke to get ye started:
Q - What do ye call a pirate with 2 hands, 2 legs and 2 eyes?
A - A rookie